1. That awkward moment when you realize that you are chewing on a borrowed pen.
2. That awkward moment when you go the wrong direction and you have to act like your forgot something so you can turn around without looking dumb.
3. That awkward moment when you loudly sing the wrong words to a song.
4. That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then walk in the same direction.
5. The awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone and they use the other door.
6. That awkward moment when the cashier at the cinema tells you to enjoy your movie and you reply, "Thanks, you too!"
7. That awkward moment when you realize that no one is paying attention to your story, so you just continue to tell it to yourself.
8. That awkward moment when you realize that you are not only peeing in your dream, but also in real life.
9. That awkward moment when your phone auto corrects what you have text into something extremely inappropriate.
|This is not a text from my Father. Father does not text and Mother is not allergic to bees. |
You can find more of these auto corrected texts here.
10. That awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug someone or not.
Awkward Moments That Only Happen To Me
1. That awkward moment when you are kissing your new Manfriend and then he mentions that he needs to "pop a Valtrex."
|If started at the first sign of symptoms, taking two Valtrex a day can apparently shorten the duration of a cold sore. On one's lips.|
2. That awkward moment when you peer into a picture on the wall because you think it is a window.
3. The awkward moment when you fall asleep in the front row of class and when you wake up you realize you have drooled a large puddle on the desk which would require a towel to clean up, a towel which you do not have.
4. That awkward moment when you drop a flaming piece of broccoli down your shirt and receive a third degree broccoli shaped burn on your chest.
5. That awkward moment when you realize that your dear friend is unaware of the fact that she is actually wearing her nude colored bra, rather than her swimsuit top, at a crowded pool, but you can't tell her because you have let her sit there in the pool with you for two hours already and she will kill you for not letting her know sooner.
|She was not happy with me when she came back from the bathroom...|
6. That awkward moment when Manfriend's daughter, Cinderella, tells her father during a family event that he needs to marry you so you can have a big, pretty ring like all the other girls.
7. That awkward moment when you sit in between your parents at Brokeback Mountain because your Father heard it was a western and wanted to go.
8. That awkward moment when you find out that you are on a "date" with your neighbor who lives with his fiance.
9. That awkward moment when Manfriend doesn't tell you that you have a hole in the seat of your trousers during Christmas with the family.
|Not telling me about said hole could be karma for #5.|
10. That awkward moment when you realize that not only did your strapless dress fall to your waist after you hugged the bride, but also that your exposure was captured forever in the wedding video.